I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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