did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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