i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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