I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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