so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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