I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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