Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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