I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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