Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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