Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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