idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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