All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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