why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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