I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
