Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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