can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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