i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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