there was a trapeze. enough said
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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