Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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