If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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