Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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