Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Let's paint friendship bongs
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
