He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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