Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
