i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I cut my penus on the lid.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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