I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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