Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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