Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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