you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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