Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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