So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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