So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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