11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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