when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
