Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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