Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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