that's an acceptable place to lick
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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