You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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