she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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