He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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