But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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