hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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