So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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