After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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