have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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