Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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