you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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