Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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