We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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