Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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