How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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