I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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